Lily does not approve of being in the air.
That moment when your home alone...
And you do whatever you please
Then you hear some noise..
SHIT, THEY’RE HERE!
Then you run to your room like:
- Your mom: “What the hell are you doing?”
Nothing mom, studying.
“Are you sure?..”
Mom please, who do you think I am?
“Oh, my child is so smart!”
And when she leaves:
“If only she knew!”
- Me: Who the fuck are they?
- Me: Oh, I like this song.
- Me: Oh, I like this album.
- Me: Hey, the lead singer is pretty attractive.
- Me: Oh hey there, so is the guitarist. And the bassist. And the drummer. Heh.
- Me: I need to see this band live.
- Me: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LOOK THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL
- Me: YOU PERFECT FUCKING BASTARDS ARE RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR FACES AND YOUR PERSONALITIES AND OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN ADSFSFLKNHSLKFHK *sobs continuously*
When someone steals my...
Phone:
Money:
Food:
